Carry On

officialunitedstates:

what a rotten deal I got.  thought I could live longer by moving to jupiter because their years are longer but apparently you need a spacesuit

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought 

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OMFGSDBFSfhkjas

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I’M SCREAMING

officialunitedstates:

rhode island so small nobody can see the stars at night because there is too much light pollution from the one streetlight

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america


this is too amazing

narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america

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this is too amazing

dennys:

when u have a date and mom make hte spagheti 

dennys:

when u have a date and mom make hte spagheti