what a rotten deal I got. thought I could live longer by moving to jupiter because their years are longer but apparently you need a spacesuit
i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought
rhode island so small nobody can see the stars at night because there is too much light pollution from the one streetlight
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
This fucking kills me every time!
when u have a date and mom make hte spagheti